Look, I’m really busy right now and I don’t feel like giving detailed in-depth reviews to 20 different songs, a good number of which I’m neutral on, so here we go: top 20 ranked for the week of 1/26/19.
Shit Tier (0/5)
20. Drip Too Hard- Baby & Gun
Lil Baby still sucks
19. Youngblood- 5SOS
This is still here?
Bad Tier (1/5)
18. Girls Like You- The Adam Levine Show
This is still here?! Nope, not doing this anymore! Scrap this, I’ll just rank whatever’s at 21 instead. What is it?
Oh god, nevermind, I take everything back! I’m sorry!
17. Wake Up In The Sky- Bruno No Why Would You Do This
Ah shit Kodak’s back. And he might not be the worst part. That’s all you need to know about this.
Meh Tier (2/5)
16. Going Bad- Meek Mill ft. Drake
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about this one. Hold on, this is an actual top 20 hit with longevity? For real?
15. Thank U Next- Stans
Ariana makes her most personal song to date and it hits #1. That’d be great except the song is actually really boring.
14. Mia- Bad Bunny ft. Drake
Oh look, it’s Drake but in Spanish! And with really uncomfortable translated lyrics. Ok then.
13. Zeze- Kodak Black ft. Better Rappers
This song would actually be good- maybe even great- if Kodak just shut his FUCKING MOUTH and never opened it again.
12. High- Panic! At The Disco
Panic! At The Disco got their first hit in over twelve years. And it is perfectly average.
Decent Tier (3/5)
11. Taki Taki- Snakey Boi
This song might actually be complete garbage.
10. Money- Cardi B
Best Cardi solo hit since Bartier Cardi.
Guess she’s better doing guest verses on other people’s songs.
9. Mo Bamba- Sheck Wes
8. Sicko Mode- Travis Scott ft. Drake
I got the songs mixed up.
Eh, whatever, I won’t fix it. You get to decide which one is higher.
Good Tier (4/5)
7. Without Me- Halsey
Halsey, please go back to being awful. My life was easier that way.
6. Wow- Toast Malone
She say she tired of little money, need a big boi
5. Better Now- Ghost Malone
This is still here?
Great Tier (5/5)
4. The Dog Dies In The Video- Marshmello ft. Bastille
This was one of the songs that had to be cut from the honorable mentions. Great lyrics, great vocals, weak drop.
3. Eastside- Ben Shapiro ft. Halsey & Khalid
I’ve talked about this song before. Go read my best list.
2. Sunflower- Swae Lee & I Can’t Think Of Anything Else That Rhymes With “Post”
Into The Spider-Verse deserves an Oscar.
1. Breathin- Ariana Grande
The best song Ariana will ever make. There’s even a decent chance this’ll top my 2019 best list. Easily one of the best pop songs of the decade, it has amazing vocals, relatable lyrics, and a fantastic synth solo, so of course it was a late-album single that’s already being forgotten in favor of boring Thank U Next and that disaster 7 Rings.
Life is not fair. Or good at all, really.
This week was a 56/100. I guess that’s fine. I could’ve put time into this one, but nah. Who even cares about the Top 20 in January?